Scientistic Aristocracy is a social and political stance where positivism, scientism and new atheism tend to lead into an aristocratic organization of science, education, technology and society. Scientistic aristocracy mainly used to refer to the social organization of a cultural atheist society and of a state atheist society. Scientistic aristocracy is usually culturally centre, centre-leaning and supports scientific centrism and state atheism.
"Scientistic Aristocracy is the social and political organization of the academia and of science nowadays. Scientism and neopositivism always lead into aristocratic organization of society, since the goal of scientism and neopositivism is to make charlatanism tor aristocratic proposes, and anyone with basic knowledge on philosophy of science can realize it."
by Full Monteirism March 31, 2021

1. A person studying or research sport, exercise, and physical performance.
2. A stupid person at university. From the perceived low entry requirements and standards of sports science university courses.
2. A stupid person at university. From the perceived low entry requirements and standards of sports science university courses.
1. 'The sports scientist thought the track was too narrow'.
2. 'The sports scientist had to be shown how to open a book'.
2. 'The sports scientist had to be shown how to open a book'.
by Bill April 16, 2004

Strong, decisive member of an underground cult that steals road signs. Most likely a male with a powerful mind, easily able to manipulate their foes. "Stuff Scientist" is a title given to those who demonstrate great ability in stuff. Before being given the title of "Stuff Scientist" one is a "Stuffinian".
by Rugged July 21, 2008

When you've crammed so much for a test that you constantly repeat the facts you studied in your head, even after you've stopped studying.
You think about it while eating, while in the bathroom, while talking to your friends, while trying to go to bed, even in your dreams.
friend 1: I studied so hard for that bio test, I can't think about anything else. I've thought about the definition for homeostasis in my head repeatedly since yesterday.
friend 2: Woah, dude you've gone mad scientist.
friend 1: I studied so hard for that bio test, I can't think about anything else. I've thought about the definition for homeostasis in my head repeatedly since yesterday.
friend 2: Woah, dude you've gone mad scientist.
by cramminandjammin May 22, 2016

by Jasperizcool November 18, 2022

A keyboard scientist is someone who comments or remarks (usually on a YouTube video or Reddit thread) about a scientific matter as well as sharing their 'scientific' opinion trying to look knowledgable while knowing very little about the matter in hand (usually for attention).
<replying to a video about vegans>
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.
BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.
BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.
by Pranav_2004 August 18, 2017

Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!
Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????
By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!
DUD: OMGEKGJQ
Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????
By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!
DUD: OMGEKGJQ
by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018
