Penis Mustache

A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".

Ashley wore my penis mustache all night on Saturday.

by winenight August 1, 2011

Mustache Denial

A person's lack of acknowledgment that they have excess facial hair above the lip area and require a shave.

Munam is in serious mustache denial.

by Poormansalmanac April 28, 2010

Denver Mustache

This is the substance you see stuck to someone's upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. It is named as such due to its resemblance to a Denver omelette.

Dude, did you see Sarah after she yakked?

I know, total Denver Mustache.

by JonnyDenver June 17, 2010

Mustache rub

When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache

"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."

by Alsexx October 16, 2008

Stink Mustache

The stink mustache is the result of a dirty sanchez, manual sanchez or any other form of shit-to-upper-lip application. It is the actual smell carried around just under the nose until some way can be found to clean it off.

Hey man, what's the matter?

That bastard just manual sanchezed me and now I have this Stink Mustache I can't get rid of!

by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006

manicotti mustache

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.

yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.

by Flama blanca November 27, 2010

Tough Mustache

Bad Ass: An action movie star with a mustache.

(Strong male role in a movie or t.v. show)

Clint Eastwood is one Tough Mustache

Denzel Washington
Burt Reynolds
Tom Selleck
Dennis Hopper
Bruce Willis
Sean Connery
Colin Farrel
Gene Hackman

by SI Crew August 28, 2009