A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP
Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top
by Jai the almighty May 23, 2012
When a man with a stretchy scrotum pulls it over his entire genetalia making a fleshy mound that resembles a muffin top (with hair).
Last night Jack did a muffin top in front of all the girls at the party and none of them talked to him for the rest of the night.
by Jay Gall February 14, 2006
The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)
"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"
by Shane Fox August 24, 2006
A song by the punk band North Row Renegades espousing the true beauty of the Muffin Top phenomenon and offering a tongue in cheek paean to the joys of larger women.
Don't want no skeezy crack whores, they snort up all my blow, don't want no freaky vegan chicks, or anorexic ho's.....Muffin Top Muffin Top we like the gals with the Muffin Top they got them Bang Bang curves that just won't pop, it's gettin' hot and it's ready to pop OOOH it's a Goddamn shame.....
by North Row Regular May 8, 2008
Well, everyone knows that the top of the muffin is the best, so if someone calls you a muffin top, it means you're the best!
by roooood May 25, 2007
to wear tight pants were the fat hangs over the top and waering a tight shirt over the top...therefore resembleing something of a muffin top.
by kirri March 24, 2007
by G. Mill March 20, 2006