The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.
2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise
3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Later...
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Kid: Damnit.
High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.
2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise
3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Later...
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Kid: Damnit.
High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.
by C Fera (Poole) September 11, 2008
The place where you get to either:
A. Sit around and be addressed as "bruh", "cuz" or "gurl", laugh at all the little sane kids, and just be a complete prick,
B. Sit back and watch the show, bystanding at all times, never being talked to because you don't need any friends since they act as mentioned above (If you are one of the people that fit into this category, welcome to the club)
C. Be teased all day about shit that doesn't even matter, backstabbed by people who brush their teeth with a brush made of cannabis and have a condom for a soul
Or D. Cut your wrists and cry yourself to sleep because the world is so cold and unforgiving
So just in general, a hellhole that supposedly does not prepare you for the real world, as someday all the bitches will have to grow up and get a damn job. Right now, sixth grade is being a bitch and I'm stuck in this little pool of 2-year-olds while I feel like I'm nineteen.
A. Sit around and be addressed as "bruh", "cuz" or "gurl", laugh at all the little sane kids, and just be a complete prick,
B. Sit back and watch the show, bystanding at all times, never being talked to because you don't need any friends since they act as mentioned above (If you are one of the people that fit into this category, welcome to the club)
C. Be teased all day about shit that doesn't even matter, backstabbed by people who brush their teeth with a brush made of cannabis and have a condom for a soul
Or D. Cut your wrists and cry yourself to sleep because the world is so cold and unforgiving
So just in general, a hellhole that supposedly does not prepare you for the real world, as someday all the bitches will have to grow up and get a damn job. Right now, sixth grade is being a bitch and I'm stuck in this little pool of 2-year-olds while I feel like I'm nineteen.
A. Kid: Ay bruh luk at dat ass bruh ill tke tht for lataniasha bruh bruh bruh bruh etc.
B. Kid: Dude, go pick up a dictionary, your spelling is making my eyes bleed.
C. Kid: B. Kid, don't tell him that or else he's going to treat us all like whores. -runs-
D. Kid: quiet, i'm trying to concentrate you insolent souls
Me: Screw this. When I get out of middle school, man...
B. Kid: Dude, go pick up a dictionary, your spelling is making my eyes bleed.
C. Kid: B. Kid, don't tell him that or else he's going to treat us all like whores. -runs-
D. Kid: quiet, i'm trying to concentrate you insolent souls
Me: Screw this. When I get out of middle school, man...
by The Bacon Strangler October 24, 2011
The hardest 3 years of a childs life.Round up by mostly fake people who pretend to be your friend for the whole year but wind up stabbing you in the back within the last 3 months.Middle school is the time were girls turn into little sluts and go around looking for the biggest dick to suck.Same goes for little wanna-be gansta boys who will try to get in any girls pants with the biggest butt,but wind up failing.Middle school is a wasted 3 years of a kids life,since it is only an advanced version of everything you learned in elementary school.Middle school is full of teachers that think they know everything,but in reality,they only know so much.In middle school,there is no way of escaping drama,since it lurks in every corner.Overall,middle school is the gates of hell for any kid entering there pre-teens.Just keep to yourself,stay away from the popular kids,and find a group of friends you can actually stick to.
6th grade: Not too bad,its quite easy to make friends,since no one really doesnt know anyone.
7th grade: Now there are cliques,popular kids,nerds and just regular people....it only gets harder from here.
8th grade: The year were you find out who your true friends are.The year were you find out whose real and whose fake.The emotionial ending to your young teenage life.
6th grade: Not too bad,its quite easy to make friends,since no one really doesnt know anyone.
7th grade: Now there are cliques,popular kids,nerds and just regular people....it only gets harder from here.
8th grade: The year were you find out who your true friends are.The year were you find out whose real and whose fake.The emotionial ending to your young teenage life.
by !.jayjay.! May 3, 2009
In the US, as of the aughts, middle school is the grade levels 6, 7, and 8. Following the unbridled innocence of elementary school, and predating the jaded contentedness of high school, junior high makes for an awkward middle stage in the development of an adolescent. Many people are just starting to experience hormonal changes and out of their ignorance do not understand what is going on inside them, so they attach their feelings of crumminess and despair to anything from their hair to their shoes to imagined feuds with their teachers. Once teens settle into these changes, they should see that these dilemmas were trivial. This does not explain why so many adults view this period as "Hell itself" in retrospect.
I can't believe my seventh grade science teacher had the audacity to call middle school the worst time of her life! Though that would explain a lot...
JRhiBBY12 is away. "outt w/ ab, cd, ef, mayb gh. ij call me!!"
7THgradeGRL: heyy wats^?
8THgradeisGR8's auto response: "seeing the Love Guru then dinner @ cheesecake factory. cell it<33"
~*~ damien + karissa ~*~ 4/6/08
Karissa: I just love NYC!
Larissa: Isn't it glamorous?!
Karissa: Yeah well it looked that way in "New York Minute"
Larissa: Want to go watch that and compare labias?
Karissa: Hey sure!What?
Larissa: What
Jillian: This project has got me so nerve-wracked!
Larissa: Me too. I haven't slept in, like, three days?
Jillian: I thought that's because you were video chatting with Damien?
Larissa: LOL no that was Karissa?
Jillian: Ahahahaha!
Larissa: Ahahahaha?
Jillian: Ahahahaheheheheheahaahha?
Larissa: I can't stop - I can't breathe?
Jillian: AHhahahaha omg?
Jillian and Larissa: Uncontrollably manic laughter resulting in spasms on the floor
JRhiBBY12 is away. "outt w/ ab, cd, ef, mayb gh. ij call me!!"
7THgradeGRL: heyy wats^?
8THgradeisGR8's auto response: "seeing the Love Guru then dinner @ cheesecake factory. cell it<33"
~*~ damien + karissa ~*~ 4/6/08
Karissa: I just love NYC!
Larissa: Isn't it glamorous?!
Karissa: Yeah well it looked that way in "New York Minute"
Larissa: Want to go watch that and compare labias?
Karissa: Hey sure!What?
Larissa: What
Jillian: This project has got me so nerve-wracked!
Larissa: Me too. I haven't slept in, like, three days?
Jillian: I thought that's because you were video chatting with Damien?
Larissa: LOL no that was Karissa?
Jillian: Ahahahaha!
Larissa: Ahahahaha?
Jillian: Ahahahaheheheheheahaahha?
Larissa: I can't stop - I can't breathe?
Jillian: AHhahahaha omg?
Jillian and Larissa: Uncontrollably manic laughter resulting in spasms on the floor
by whowouldusethisname July 11, 2008
well middle school or jr. high is good some days and bad other days. boys will finally like girls and girls will like boys. and boys will think they are hot stuff and they tell the girls crap like i had my first boner today hoping they will get in bed with them. middle school is also the time of puberty it sucks balls. o yea bboys want the girls to give them blowjobs all the time. yea and u always get pimples and wish u were dead. and u cant wait till highschool. and they have really crappy teachers. but overall the school work part isnt that hard
by nathanlover April 6, 2006
by xdarkvEnom November 16, 2013
a place where you go from being a semi-normal elementary school kid, to an assface, dickweed, or cool person. Also, the child will listen to shitty music, like All amarican rejects, Fall out Boy, Coldplay, or rap. The administration will beat on these poor childeren and know-nothing teachers will try to shove the poor kid with 5000 word easys for homework, and lie to them. Then they move on to high school, that is even worse.
by Ms. Berner April 29, 2008