A collection of messy seamen caught in men's pubic hair after ejaculation. Most often occurs while masterbating in the lying down position.
I was in a rush to rub one out so I forgot to get my tissues ready. That was a bad idea because I ended up with a huge pube loogie to clean up afterwords.
by Meat Curtain Martin July 3, 2013
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To spit a large amount of game in an attempt to attract the opposite sex.
Yo that guy hooked up with that girl just 10 minutes after meeting her, he's got loogy game.
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A mucusy gob of flem that comes out of a woman's cunt.
I was eating ehr out and I inhaled a disgusting cunt loogie!
by sebastian69 August 11, 2006
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Dick snot, the discharge from the male sexual apparatus. Usually (hopefully) white and stringy, and similar in consistency to mucus.
I just watched this clip where Peter Peter North fired this massive loin loogie right over this chick's head and onto her Bellagio leather couch.
by Bella Oxmyx January 15, 2010
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When your giving a guy a blow job in the 69 position with a stuffy nose (like SUPER STUFFY) when you feel like your going to sneeze wrap your lips around your teeth REALLY WELL (we don’t want to bite!) and let that flow of snot use his shaft as a loogie luge straight to his balls!
“Girl last night my man was bugging for some head but my nose was so stuff and blocked up. I finally gave in and right about half way through I felt a wicked sneeze coming and I turned that dick in to one hell of a loogie luge.
by MadameMayhem November 25, 2022
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1. the viscous liquid excreted from the anal cavity after male ejaculation into said cavity.

2. any mucous like discharge from the anus.
My girlfriend said she saw the baby jesus in an ass loogy she left in my toilet.
by ultra low frequency September 17, 2010
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When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.
Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.
by ElongD69 March 15, 2018
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