An exclusive group of savage bastards who get most of their nutrients from the delicious cold beer named keystone light. They have been known to steal wives, grandmothers and sisters for a romantic night lasting less than 30 minutes and then disappearing into the abyss to never be seen again. They will also kick your ass if you a craft beer hippy
Jenn- I haven't heard back from James all week!
One armed girl- he's a keystone kowboy. He's probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number
One armed girl- he's a keystone kowboy. He's probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number
by Smokinoak August 28, 2017
Ineffective, bungling law enforcers who have nothing better to do than to stake out parties and arrest underage drinkers. This double entendre is derived from the name of the underage beer of choice: keystones
We were right in the middle of a sweet party, complete with keggers and 40s, but the Keystone Cops showed up and cleared the place out.
by SamAnneChris August 1, 2008
you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009
There is a school located in Keystone Heights in Clay county. In khhs there are a bunch of pot heads, thots, man hoes, and rich ass bitches. Some of the pot head ages can go as low or lower than 8. Pretty much everyone is a pot head and if your not, wtf is wrong with you. Thots.thots. and thots. thots fill up the school many 12 year old girls will have sex with 20 year olds on a park bench. if you go to khhs you will know who i’m talking about. there’s also a bunch of man hoes, guys will do anything to get some p*ssy. literally anything. there are so many rich ass bitches that think they’re better than everyone else when they’re not 🙄🙄 there are so many rednecks so many people love mudding it’s not unusual to see some one one the side of the road in their bathing suits playing in the mud while it rains.most of the parties are illegal with many drugs. a lot of things happen at k beach, very many bad things happen there. basically there just are a lot of things that happen in keystone but it’s over all hella fun, take a vacation over if you want, most people her are welcoming.
by x-unknown-x May 14, 2019
A small town in Florida alot like starke but with just as many lakes as there is rednecks, the town is ruled by two gay lovers Justin beiber and K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man, who are both military badasses and protect the town of keystone heights whenever the crazy rednecks of keystone and starke collide. Other than lakes and rednecks the only other thing keystone has going for it is its Friday night lights, which is definitely nothing special since it's a team comprised solely of midget strippers AND....you guessed it MORE REDNECKS! So if you wanna have n amazing time in Florida like you've heard all about on TV shows then just be sure to steer clear of Keystone Heights.
by K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man April 11, 2016
The crowd at the outdoor concert was illuminated by the spotlight from the Keystone Copter as other deputies approached by car.
by Keith Hubbell December 6, 2006
A small town in Florida, at the high school all the rich bitches think they are all that, and all the guys are hoes and talk shit about girls, alot why most if the girls are bisexual or gay, we are a bunch or rednecks and alot of pot heads, we have alot of partying going on with under age drinking but everyone gets a way with it because no one cares in keystone
by Yee yee juice *drinks* May 14, 2019