Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021
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by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021
When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021
A technique for rejecting suitors' advances by pinning them in the Friend Zone, popular among moderate to highly attractive women. Although the technique is effective against a broad variety of suitors, one typically only calls out the name of the technique before using it if the suitor is a weaboo and therefore will get the joke, realize it's on him, and yet still be willing to be friends even after being directly insulted, due to low self-esteem.
Weaboo: "You look just like this totally hot anime action figure I have! You should come over to my parents' house some time and I could show it to you. I can't take it out because it's in mint condi..."
Hottie: "Fu-REN-du-ZOU-no-JU-tsu!! Awww, thanks. See you around, okay?"
Weaboo: "...okay."
Snarker: "Furen Duzou no Jutsu, huh? So you guys are, what, juts friends?"
Weaboo: "Very funny."
Hottie: "Fu-REN-du-ZOU-no-JU-tsu!! Awww, thanks. See you around, okay?"
Weaboo: "...okay."
Snarker: "Furen Duzou no Jutsu, huh? So you guys are, what, juts friends?"
Weaboo: "Very funny."
by nerdgonewild January 22, 2010
Replication technique out of the anime Naruto.
This jutsu allows the user to form copies of themselves to confuse their enemies.
Unlike Naruto's -Kage Bunshin no jutsu- the replications are not solid and can do no damage although disappear in a similar way when hit.
This jutsu was Naruto's weakness during the first episode Academy exam which he failed.
This jutsu allows the user to form copies of themselves to confuse their enemies.
Unlike Naruto's -Kage Bunshin no jutsu- the replications are not solid and can do no damage although disappear in a similar way when hit.
This jutsu was Naruto's weakness during the first episode Academy exam which he failed.
by ChRy May 17, 2006
A group of people in discord need to get in the right voice chat and then play All Might Theme from Boku no hero academia
Linton: Invocar Guilherme No Jutsu
by KPGamer September 15, 2017