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jumping to conclusions 

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

Jumping on stages 

Jumping on your partner's "dingaling" as you're having intercourse with them on bed (the bed being the stage ofc)
Oh so you where jumping on stages last night with Jeffrey?*wink wink*

Jumping volley

Karate kicking a ball while jumping and saying "jumping volley"
Óran did a jumping volley to score the winning goal at the bbq.

Jumping Music 

Music played while dropping from the Battle Bus in Fortnite. Commonly “I Like It” by Cardi B or “Take Me to Your Xbox to Play Fortnite Today”.
“Ok boys, we’re dropping Tilted. Play dme some of that jumping music.”
Jumping Music by Eatfatpussy445 December 22, 2018

Jumping Jack Tutorial 

A male psychological mind trick, mostly used by the female species, the trick is commenced by asking for the male to perform the jumping jack tutorial. The male thinks he is doing jumping jacks but all the female sees is fuckin shlong bouncin.
He is soooo dumb I even tricked him with the jumping jack tutorial on FaceTime. Boys will do anything Jesus.

jumping jacking

when the guy exsplodes with so much cum it send the gir flying in the air ussaually to her death
sally dies whille jumping jacking