hypocrite 

someone who preaches one thing then turns around and finds themselves doing the exact same thing. someone who is insecure and conforms to society's values just to be like the others.

hypocrite by whitney April 28, 2003

hypocrite 

something benzino and other people are when eminem dissed black people.

Benzino and some black people: Eminem is a motherfucking raciest ass cracker! He calls people of the oppisite race mean,derogatory, and raceist names, but I would never do something like that, that stupid ass cracker honkey white boy piece of shit. Fucking white crackers.

hypocrite by pimp daddy dollars February 27, 2005

hypocrite 

A woman who berates her man for peeing without washing his hands even though he has only touched his dick - an object she doesn't think twice about popping in her mouth.

Look Emily, if you want to prove you are not a hypocrite, I'll go back in there and wash my hands.. then you go in there and suck on the faucet I just touched and see which one of us gets botcholism first.

hypocrite by Joshua James October 17, 2006

hypocrite 

when a person doesn't allow another person to do something that they themselves use to do..AKA my parents

you're too young to be goin to unsupervised parties and hangin with your friends.. even tho maybe i did that a couple times when i was even younger then you

hypocrite by snickazzz May 13, 2005

hypocrite 

a person who says something that they don't want you to do and then they goand do it their selves

KS:"don't copy it!"
CM:"ok what evers."
KS:"hey rachel,"
Rach:"what?"
KS:"i just copied a page off her site!"
R:"That's wrong!"
CM:"she copied my site after she told me not to copy her's!"
KS:"i don't care!"
CM:"she's a hypocrite!"

hypocrite by glover101 December 18, 2007

hypocrite 

See Human.

Christian Preacher: ...Christianity is a peaceful religion... now lets raise some money for the wars of this great American nation.
Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite!

Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.

hypocrite by humans are all equal.. December 4, 2010

Hypocrite 

A person who says one thing is bad, and then lies when caught doing the thing they themselves complained about.

Republican Sarah Palin said "The truth was revealed there in that report that showed
there was no unlawful or unethical activity on my part." She is a hypocrite

Hypocrite by Sigriest May 29, 2013