hypocrite

-A person(A) who tells a somebody else(B) not to do something, but the A just does it himself/herself.

Example:

Hypocrite: You need to stop being mean to that FNAF character! (Not really a FNAF character)

Later...

Random Person: I hate the 3.0 bodies in my opinion.

Hypocrite: Are you an IDIOT? Everyone hates those, dumbo.

by MightyandSonic November 02, 2014

hypocrite

One whose actions contradict his words; a liberal

That hypocrite sees no problem with killing unborn babies, but a convicted murderer has rights!

by Fuhgeddaboutit April 07, 2005

hypocrite

a fat person talking about sport

fat guy: Gerrard is an awful footballer

normal guy: shut up, you fat hypocrite

by finbarr45 November 14, 2010

hypocrite

A word created to describe someone in a medical profession.

"I will treat patients to the best of my ability...for a price."

Hippocratic Oath = A "binding contract" taken by hypocrites.

by End July 20, 2006

hypocrite

typical Republican

George W. Bush, for many ,many reasons is a huge hypocrite

by Carlooo October 15, 2008

hypocrite

what they all said, except for the presidential definitions, becuase since there are definitions for both bush and kerry, then they would both be hypocrites for calling the other a hypocrite. in short, this isnt a presidential debate forum. shut the fu** up

"hey matt, do you like apple pie?"
"no, its gross"
"really? i love it"
"me too"

by that one kid that did that thing..... January 09, 2005

hypocrite

A person who defends both sides of an argument when it suits their needs, and to further their petty agendas.

Jeneane about Hollywood dissent 2003 "There has been so many inappropriate responses to dissent which is the most patriotic thing you can do and the First Amendment guarantees everyone's right to speak out."

Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"

"Did someone say hypocrite?"

by archimedes3.14 February 10, 2010