Hork

To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose

I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!

by July Cleaver April 7, 2006

horked

fouled, screwed, fucked, trashed. After Ren Höek, the neurotic chihuahua from the animated Ren and Stimpy Show.

Said of a hairball outside of a cat.

I can't ping the server, the router is all horked up.

Spot finally horked up that hairball.

by Hal Mounce September 28, 2007

He found a big, horking bug on his dashhoard.

by C.D. Shotwell August 9, 2003

by Louie Beans November 19, 2009

1. It's a pig that whores around a lot.
2. A typo.
3. me

Roger you're such a stupid hork!

by I ♥ Wet Cats August 26, 2014

To drive around late at night and steal beer from open garages.

My friends and I went horking last night. We have plenty of beer for tonight.

by Phototrout August 22, 2006

What?! You have to work late again? That really horks me off! Or: I am really horked at my girlfriend. She broke my favorite coffee mug.

by Unkle Arnie October 31, 2003