Anal Healing is similar to 'fixing-you'. Quite simply it involves 'healing' passed-out people by placing your anus directly onto their eyes, nose or lips. The results are compelling; it is guaranteed to wake their drunk arses up quick fast and in a hurry. If it fails to work first time, i strongly recommend adding some farts or shit to their face - if this doesn't wake them up it is probably time to take the person to a hospital for alcohol poisoning.
Once upon a time Fryzie fell asleep and he was abruptly woken from his drunk coma by some anal healing.
by Macca1 November 12, 2007
by The Prospect September 20, 2013
by Gus the Lesser July 17, 2003
In the game Clash of Clans, collector healing is an action caused by mental illness. It's represented by using the healing spell anywhere but where it's useful. For example on collectors or if you're a druid you can use it on the grass.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, life sucks.
Why's that?
I've done Collector Healing today.
Ohh, do you have any mental illness?
I don't know, I'm taking the test today.
Hey, life sucks.
Why's that?
I've done Collector Healing today.
Ohh, do you have any mental illness?
I don't know, I'm taking the test today.
by TheWallovec January 10, 2020
Mr Steal yo girl
Dirty blonde hair plus blue eyes combines for a deadly combo
Smart and funny but still learning how to talk to the ladies but is learning quickly
Tall and athletic with big hot cheeks ;)
Has a lot of muscle hidden under a little fat but beware when he cuts because he looks like a Greek god
As much as he is a mr steal yo girl he is the kindest person you’ll ever meet and when he connects with someone it’s hard for him to lose them and he will never be the one to hurt someone on purpose
In tune with noticing peoples emotions and will always ask if they are ok
Dirty blonde hair plus blue eyes combines for a deadly combo
Smart and funny but still learning how to talk to the ladies but is learning quickly
Tall and athletic with big hot cheeks ;)
Has a lot of muscle hidden under a little fat but beware when he cuts because he looks like a Greek god
As much as he is a mr steal yo girl he is the kindest person you’ll ever meet and when he connects with someone it’s hard for him to lose them and he will never be the one to hurt someone on purpose
In tune with noticing peoples emotions and will always ask if they are ok
by Jeekrew February 28, 2022
Heal pools are the best!
by guccidogbeds April 2, 2021
Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.
1: "How is your hangover?"
2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."
1:"What are you talking about?"
2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."
1: "Jesus! Did it work?"
2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"
2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."
1:"What are you talking about?"
2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."
1: "Jesus! Did it work?"
2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"
by Slokums June 3, 2010