A beautiful girl with long, dark hair. Brainiest yet most stunning girl in the grade, yet has too many friends to count! She is extremely athletic and multi-talented. Harper is the perfect girl that everyone dreams to be.
Ugh... Why can't I be more like Harper? She is like god walking the planet! so perfect! ah! i want to be her friend and learn how she does all of that stuff!
by Valerie Mann December 31, 2011
Harper is the coolest and flyest girl you will meet, she is super funny, and knows how to make you laugh. She is also super cute. Most boys wish they had a Harper.
by Parkerdsh January 10, 2017
by ShmaHoo December 24, 2009
A beautiful girl who doesn't even need to try, but is insecure and feels like she does. She has perfect blonde hair and blue eyes. She has lots of freckles that she hates, but everyone else loves them. She feels like she tries too hard, but she just wants to please people. She has one girl best friend who she trusts more than anyone and a bunch of guy best friends who usually end up liking her at some point. She is very picky when it comes to boys though and usually doesn't have a boyfriend. She falls in love easily and falls out of it pretty fast when she finds something about the boy that she doesn't like. There is one boy who will always have her heart even though they will probably not end up together. Harper can be athletic, but she also has a lazy side. She feels fat sometimes but she is no where near being fat, even though she is not the skinniest girl ever. She is short and is teased about it sometimes but she doesn't really mind. She is very smart and hates when people automatically think she is dumb just because she is blonde. She is very determined to get what she wants and will not change herself just to solve an argument.
by Idrk December 1, 2013
by dumbslinger July 16, 2020
An amazing girl who thinks shes fat but is no where near fat. Harpers tend to attract most guys but doesn't notice because she is very insecure. She self harms but keeps it unnoticeable with her personality. She is very adorable and has many friends most of which are guys. She gets distracted by little things such as boys,Friends and her just being bored. She doesn't pay attention in class but somehow keeps her grades up.
Eli: Hey man do you know anything about Harper?
Jeff:Nah why.
Eli:She seems interesting thats all.
Jaff:Whatever
Jeff:Nah why.
Eli:She seems interesting thats all.
Jaff:Whatever
by TheWayOfTHeNinja December 30, 2015
Stephen Harper, the most damaging political figure in Canadian history.
See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)
It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.
External references:
100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com
See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)
It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.
External references:
100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com
The first Prime Minister of Canadian history to have EVER been found in Contempt of Parliament, to which he responded "The Canadian people don't care about that..."
If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.
Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.
This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.
If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.
There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."
If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.
Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.
This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.
If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.
There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."
by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven April 25, 2011