am i a booty guru now ?
by simplynailogocalholoqueen November 5, 2018
Sexiest guy in the room, super athletic, always thinking about the 1,768,893,238 possibilities for a chess game. Will one day take over the world, along with the other guru Tair-Chan. Sworn enemy of Jeff.
by A smexy thing March 25, 2021
by capsule May 28, 2016
The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.
Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets.
Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets.
"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing crystals?"
"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."
"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."
by Opprobrium May 3, 2018
An expert in Sarcasm And Sardonism.
A person who ridicules others for their own personal enjoyment.
A person with low esteem who picks on the stupidity of others & refers to them as a cretin.
A person who ridicules others for their own personal enjoyment.
A person with low esteem who picks on the stupidity of others & refers to them as a cretin.
SAS Guru - I am very successful because I have a proper degree from a proper university - you are poor because you have facial warts & went to a poly.
by CUKKER February 18, 2012
Dave really likes fat chicks, thats three in the last week he's pulled, he really is becoming a Gunt Guru.
by Bob spelt backwards is...boB May 23, 2006
Man! nat's such a zelda guru that she knows the names and background of all the sages! but why does she have Link's face on her blow up doll?
by Andy xyxy September 21, 2006