a blonde dude, or girl that doesn't die its hair in order to have it blonde, genuine blondes have every single hair, from every single part, blonde.
that blonde dude has yellow eye-lashes, he must be a Genuine Blonde.
by bvxc65 May 8, 2011
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Similar to the nice guy, the genuine guy will be up to date on all the latest girl gossip and genuinely give advice to the girl about her problem (usually about an older man). He is fully attentive in all girl drama because he has no true guy friends of his own. However, the genuine guy can be semi-good looking and have somewhat of a life but when it comes to girl gossip he is all ears and ready to give his semi-professional psychological advice.
Sammy: There are no genuine guys left in this school
Carla: Yeah... tell me about it. Gabe is real jerk and I can never find a genuine guy.
Sammy: Well at least Nick is a genuine guy, he gives good advice right?
Carla: Yeah that's true...Oh! Gabe texted me. Do you know where Nick is? I need his advice.
Sammy: I don't know where he is. Dammit, I wish Nick wasn't the only genuine guy around here we could ask for advice. Oh well...
by nathanasatos January 15, 2010
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Exclusively interested in immature and unformed children for romantic and sexual relationships.
The genuine pedophile did not feel any true attraction towards the mature youths and adults.
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The act of forcefully laughing at someone's humourless joke to avoid an awkward or apathetic situation. This type of laughter is very commonly witnessed in a workplace environment.
The Boss: "When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough."

Employees: (genuinely laughing)
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A truly good girl. Not a "bad girl who doesn't get caught". Genuine Good Girls, or GGGs, don't drink, smoke, do drugs, have sex or anything else considered 'bad'. They do their homework, they eat right, exercise, and do what they know is best for them and they don't cave under peer pressure. They are genuine because they have no ulterior motive to their behavior and they don't do it for someone else.
'Kara didn't go drinking last night, she said she wanted to study for the test tomorrow.'
'I know, she's such a Genuine Good Girl.'
by Bethany L. September 24, 2007
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An understanding of a concept so strong that you have a disturbing understanding of it, no no no you don't get it like I mean someone can still know about it, but not know as much as you do, usually in a depressing "oh godi get it now" sort of manner, the more of this painful knowledge is amassed the worse ones mind becomes.
gary: oh god i understand.

larry: why what?

gary: the full saying isn't blood is thicker than water.

larry: what do you mean

gary: its "the blood of the covenant is thicker then the water of the womb"

larry: and that bad because?

gary: everyone thinks that blood relatives are more important

than friends because some fucker wouldn't say the full thing.

larry: oh god.

gary: this is a Genuinely painful understanding of the world as i know it.
by steve man mcgee February 9, 2022
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Miller Genuine Draft. My favorite beer hands down. It is one of the most prestigeous beers made in the USA and in the world for that matter.

When I get to the bottom of a Labatt Blue or a Coors, the last inch of the bottle is like drinking skunk juice. But when I finish off the last sip of an MGD, I taste but a sweet sweet necter.

Amen
Bartender: What will it be son.

Son: Well sir i'm a human being so anything less than a Miller Genuine Draft should be served to my dog.
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