A WOMAN WHO WILL USE SEMEN AS A TOOTH WHITENER
DAMN, BITCH IS A GARGLE MUTT YO!!
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017
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When a man cums into a girl's mouth, then, like toothpaste, swishes and gargles the cum before spitting it out, usually onto or into the man.
Dudebro #1: Dude I heard you smashed Stacy last week, that girl's a freak bro!

Dudebro #2: You aren't kidding, she was gargling gravy! My nut didn't taste half bad too.

Dudebro #1: Bet? Lemme get a taste!
by CrossiantBoy November 25, 2019
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A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."
by PetulantPerfectionist April 5, 2010
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A sexual act were a woman is giving a man oral sex and right when the man is about to ejaculate, the man punches the woman in the nose, and ejaculates in her mouth. The woman will then pull her head back and the mixture of blood and semen will create what seems like a gargling dragon.
Laynes gave Emilia a gargling dragon that made her choke a lot.
by Doralover20 August 4, 2009
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Gargle : to hold (a liquid or in this case a solid) in the mouth or throat and agitate with air from the lungs
Balls: Testicales

Gargling Balls: when a person metaphorically gargle (aguh aguh aguh...) the balls of another person with their mouth because he is that person's personal servant or bitch.
Joe goes out of his way to make Bills day, therefore Joe gargles Bills balls.

Eric does what Tim wants, therefore Eric gargles Tim's balls.
by brink February 18, 2005
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The act of having both goon (Australian boxed wine) and a man's testicles in ones mouth and gargling both simultaneously until the point of ejaculation. This is usually followed by the goon gargler swallowing both the goon and the man's sperm.
' this goonbag got me so fucking horny..fancy me some goon gargling tonight'
by goongargler2000 October 19, 2016
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To wash or rinse the throat or mouth with cum held in the throat and kept in motion by a stream of air from the lungs. Can be used as part of an insult to someone jokingly, or to a person of which this actually describes.
"Dude, you're such a cum-gargling gutter-slut!"

or

"Shut up you cum-gargling thunder-cunt!"
by Sam Worsham January 9, 2007
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