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bag of give a fucks 

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

given the ass-fuck 

working my ass off; busy with the A hole

to say someone is busy
Dude 1: Hey, let's go to the next Laker's game.

Dude 2: Can't, I've been given the ass-fuck by my boss lately.
given the ass-fuck by igna April 29, 2007

fuck giver

A person who actually gives at least one fuck, as opposed to those who (at least claim to) not give any fucks. Generally is used in reference to larger societal or global problems that affect people you don't personally know.
non-fuck giver: "I don't give a fuck about that, so I don't have to do anything or change anything about myself or the world."

fuck giver: "Yeah I actually do give a fuck, even if that means I have to do something about it."
fuck giver by causal August 3, 2017

FUCK GIVER

Someone that gives everyone one fucks to give usually long dark brown hair mostly named paige
I need some fucks to give let's find a "fuck giver"
FUCK GIVER by 976461 June 17, 2015

I haven't a fuck to give. 

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.
"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."