just fuck me up

Putting the fate of your hair into someone else's hands.

Barber: What kind of cut you want?
Him: Just fuck me up

by holiday1432 February 19, 2015

ill fuck you up

I ll smash you up into last piece of shit !!

Example "Go away or Ill fuck you up really bad."

by Ashkia88 September 14, 2013

fucking sally up the ass

put ur dick and/or stuff up a fine girls ass and do not take it out.

johnny is fucking sally up the ass with a big pickle.

by i fuck girls August 20, 2006

Butt fuck throw up

When a man fucks a girl repeatedly so hard she then throws up in which the man quickly plugs the the hole with his dick. Starting to cum in her mouth he unplugs the hole and she continues throwing up.

Hoe: you need someone tonight
Guy:can I make you butt fuck throw up
How:sure

by Facesmasher47 March 28, 2016

fuck me up a tree

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.

My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!

by SusanCole December 1, 2013

Fuck Shit Up Stick

The Gravity Hammer found in the popular xbox game "Halo 3".

Shit bro, that bitch got mack'd wit the fuck shit up stick

by LMHSblowsmacock June 8, 2010

That's fucked up

An expression used when someone does something morally wrong, discusting or just plain weird.

"Have you ever been so upset that you've covered yourself in vasaline and cryed naked in the corner of your room?"

"Ok, that's fucked up.."

by RobJoness March 19, 2010