2 definitions by RobJoness

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A new legal drug many teens use, like coke it's snorted or smoked and looks almost identical to it, although it's actually good plantfood.
The drug gives a short rush and can affect eyesite, mindset and can make the user feel like shit for the coming days. Best kept for the rubber green plant in the corner of your bedroom.
"Dude i got some mkat for the weekend!"

"Awesome man, my plant loves that shit! Got any real drugs for us though?"
by RobJoness March 10, 2010

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An expression used when someone does something morally wrong, discusting or just plain weird.
"Have you ever been so upset that you've covered yourself in vasaline and cryed naked in the corner of your room?"

"Ok, that's fucked up.."
by RobJoness March 19, 2010

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