A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.
by Treyverse October 9, 2020
A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation
-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018
May 25th is national four loko day. If you want to party with the demons, crack open a four loko to celebrate the day.
by bobby tanktop May 25, 2022