A fictional (yet very apparent) disease, contracted when one is perceived to have worked at the MDEC for an abnormal period of time.
Symptoms include: random hand gestures, Dick and Dom quotes, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, outlandish nicknames assigned to virtually everyone in the workplace, and completely bizarre "games" played at the MDEC during quiet periods (most of the time), with utterly irrelevant rules.
Symptoms include: random hand gestures, Dick and Dom quotes, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, outlandish nicknames assigned to virtually everyone in the workplace, and completely bizarre "games" played at the MDEC during quiet periods (most of the time), with utterly irrelevant rules.
"That guy pretending his arm is a periscope and lobbing imaginary grenades clearly has MDEC Dementia."
"Ooo, eee, ahh, Beefy's gone potty!"
"I'm not stopping! I'm not stopping!"
"Red for ratty, green for fester. You go first."
"Let's drop a coin on the floor and see if she picks it up..."
"Can't find me cheque book..."
"No, no, no Mr. Schneider; that's COMPLETELY out of hand!"
"Here we are in the industrial zone, so-called because of CORRUGATED CARDBOARD and some PIPING!"
"Let's reveal the BUZZWIRE!"
"This is the future: SKITTLES and REMOTE CONTROLLED CARS!"
"Naebody Move! Whoop whoop!"
"Ooo, eee, ahh, Beefy's gone potty!"
"I'm not stopping! I'm not stopping!"
"Red for ratty, green for fester. You go first."
"Let's drop a coin on the floor and see if she picks it up..."
"Can't find me cheque book..."
"No, no, no Mr. Schneider; that's COMPLETELY out of hand!"
"Here we are in the industrial zone, so-called because of CORRUGATED CARDBOARD and some PIPING!"
"Let's reveal the BUZZWIRE!"
"This is the future: SKITTLES and REMOTE CONTROLLED CARS!"
"Naebody Move! Whoop whoop!"
by DC Harry Batt September 15, 2008
He’s suffering from weed dementia, thats why he always forgets what he has to do while he smokes weed
by DictionaryWizzard October 16, 2021
The state of being in which a woman has gotten such good sex from a man that she has contracted short term mental deficiency.
Marcy got dicked down so hard last night that she has dick dementia. She lost her car keys and nearly choked on her own gum.
by chairfacechampion November 5, 2015
The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.
"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"
"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
by xcryptic August 19, 2016
(noun) the amnesia-like phenomenon of not knowing the name of the person currently performing sexual acts on your penis due to (1) dimentia, (2) a general tendency toward slutty behavior or (3) a combination of (1) and (2).
Usage 1: As Gene, who resided in an upscale assisted living facility, entered his 90s, he was unable to recall the names or faces of his visiting children or his sexual partners. As a result, during his frequent sexual conquests just outside the shared dining facility, he would forget the names of the people providing fellatiatic services, or even why they were there. He was suffering from dementia dick.
Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dementia dick.
Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dementia dick.
by ChocoFacial69 December 28, 2018
A term used for a person who has dementia, acts like a fucking idiot, and is rude to literally anyone they meet even if they don’t know them. They’re usually gay and always deny that they’re gay but will always ask you for dick pics. They also have an extreme foot fetish and will jerk off uncontrollably if they see a male’s foot for half a second.
Random person: *minding their own business*
Dementia Daniel: *walks to the man*
Random person: Hi, can I help you?
Daniel: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB IDIOT
Person: *starts walking away* I’m not dealing with this shit
Daniel: HEY COME BACK! I NEED TO SEE YOUR FEET
person: wtf…
Daniel: I LOVE FEET
Person: you’re weird
Daniel: HOW?!
Person: you just said you wanted to see my feet…
Daniel: NO I DIDN’T!
Person: *starts running*
Daniel: *licks his own feet while sobbing*
Dementia Daniel: *walks to the man*
Random person: Hi, can I help you?
Daniel: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB IDIOT
Person: *starts walking away* I’m not dealing with this shit
Daniel: HEY COME BACK! I NEED TO SEE YOUR FEET
person: wtf…
Daniel: I LOVE FEET
Person: you’re weird
Daniel: HOW?!
Person: you just said you wanted to see my feet…
Daniel: NO I DIDN’T!
Person: *starts running*
Daniel: *licks his own feet while sobbing*
by PissTruck October 27, 2022
(Noun) - A mental state brought on by constant indulgence in Video Games consisting of forgetfulness, forgetfulness, and forgetfulness. The condition could also worsen with continued exposure to Video Games resulting in forgetfulness and a consistent brain fog.
Person 1: "Hey do you remember-"
Person 2: "When you got a collat on Bind? Yes I do."
Person 1: "How did you-"
Person 2: "You've mentioned this about 3 times within the past hour, your Gamer Dementia is getting worse."
Person 2: "When you got a collat on Bind? Yes I do."
Person 1: "How did you-"
Person 2: "You've mentioned this about 3 times within the past hour, your Gamer Dementia is getting worse."
by noBallsforEric July 28, 2022