An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.
Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.
by He who knows best April 11, 2011
A tea cozy is a hat shaped liked a bowl that british people love to call tea cozy.A tea cozy is popular between the ages of 13 to 18 and british people seem to think children are wearing tea cozys but they are actually hats.
Mr.Williams the IV:Adam!!!Get that tea cozy of your head.Damn children wearing tea cozies as hats.
Adam:Mr Williams this is a hat not a tea cozy ,a H-A-T you wear them on your head.
Luke farnsworth the third:What the bloody hell did you just say.your a bloody wanker corblimey.
Adam:Mr Williams this is a hat not a tea cozy ,a H-A-T you wear them on your head.
Luke farnsworth the third:What the bloody hell did you just say.your a bloody wanker corblimey.
by Mr katsouros May 6, 2010
Extra wide nostrils.
One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.
One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.
I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.
by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010
A place, object, or state of being, that encompasses both a high aesthetic and a common, or even low aesthetic at the same time.
"I was at this spot last night, people were decked out in suits and dresses sipping Pabst from plastic cups, and lounging on suede bean bag chairs. The scene was mad bougie-cozy."
"I was at this spot last night, people were decked out in suits and dresses sipping Pabst from plastic cups, and lounging on suede bean bag chairs. The scene was mad bougie-cozy."
Drinking Miller High Life in crystal champaign glasses = "bougie-cozy"
Eating Cheese Whiz and Ritz with a fine bottle of Pinot Noir = "bougie-cozy"
A 12 year Aged Cheddar, Grilled Cheese Sandwich on Organic Rye = "bougie-cozy"
Cashmere Sweatpants = "bougie-cozy"
Eating Cheese Whiz and Ritz with a fine bottle of Pinot Noir = "bougie-cozy"
A 12 year Aged Cheddar, Grilled Cheese Sandwich on Organic Rye = "bougie-cozy"
Cashmere Sweatpants = "bougie-cozy"
by Meticulous the Visitor September 30, 2009
V. The female equivalent of the tea bag, where a person's nose is covered by a woman's labia majora.
by rye fo February 27, 2009
by Jugo's Soldiers October 19, 2006
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