Get fucked over repeatedly or have something get worse- Because unlike getting "the cock", cone just keeps getting wider.
"Man, first the boss gave us a shift on the long weekend, now he made it 15 hours long, we're getting cone."
by Rageaholic October 14, 2005
The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."
by derpsalot August 31, 2010
To have sex with someone.
Used as a secretive verb amongst men in the Manchester area (UK). The word 'cone' originated for men wishing to brag in public amongst friends about who/how many people they have 'coned', without females knowing what they are talking about.
Additionally 'cone' can be used as a noun, as a naming word for the subject of a person the man wishes to have sex with, or 'cone'.
The word 'cone' should be used with other indirect words to create an encoded sentence, understandable only to those familiar to those familiar with the word.
Used as a secretive verb amongst men in the Manchester area (UK). The word 'cone' originated for men wishing to brag in public amongst friends about who/how many people they have 'coned', without females knowing what they are talking about.
Additionally 'cone' can be used as a noun, as a naming word for the subject of a person the man wishes to have sex with, or 'cone'.
The word 'cone' should be used with other indirect words to create an encoded sentence, understandable only to those familiar to those familiar with the word.
I stole the Norwegians cone (you slept with the Norwegian girl)
If i had that cone, i'd be thrilled (encoded desire to have sex with a particular person)
It was the best cone Ive stolen yet (your best shag)
I spoke to my cone on the phone (speaking to the person you have had sex with on the phone)
That cone looks good in orange (a reference to an attractive ginger)
I wouldnt want that cone, it looks really heavy
That cone seems a bit dirty and old (a reference to a non MILF)
Hmm, see that cone over there? Its far too plastic for me, I like my cones made naturally (a reference to fake breasts)
If i had that cone, i'd be thrilled (encoded desire to have sex with a particular person)
It was the best cone Ive stolen yet (your best shag)
I spoke to my cone on the phone (speaking to the person you have had sex with on the phone)
That cone looks good in orange (a reference to an attractive ginger)
I wouldnt want that cone, it looks really heavy
That cone seems a bit dirty and old (a reference to a non MILF)
Hmm, see that cone over there? Its far too plastic for me, I like my cones made naturally (a reference to fake breasts)
by Manc-coner October 12, 2009
Completely and utterly owned. The third level of ownage: owned, pwned, CONED.
Absolutely pwned - the person that has been owned can't say anything back when he got coned, just hang his head.
Absolutely pwned - the person that has been owned can't say anything back when he got coned, just hang his head.
by Conage The Barbarian December 29, 2003
The amount of pot you put in the conepiece (thing you put the pot in to smoke it) when you smoke it.
I think this is a bowl in American slang.
I think this is a bowl in American slang.
by od April 22, 2003
v. - To smash an unfilled ice cream cone against anothers head. This is usually done to severely humilate the person who is coned.
You just got coned bitch! I'm going to cone that little bitch today. Jon has it coming to recieve the worst coning in history.
by Lloyd W. May 3, 2006
A word used when someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Derived from a line in the Wedding Singer when the limo driver was given a hard time for running over cones in a test drive.
They were cones!!!
by That's What She Said! January 15, 2009