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Clusterfuck 

A cluster of horny swingers engaged in group sex, in a swingers club, in a safe and consensual environment. Or for the more cultured of you a giant Gang Bang.
We went to the local swingers club at the weekend and had a wonderful time as we got involved in the Clusterfuck and see of bodies.
Clusterfuck by Si and Jane February 4, 2019

clusterfuck 

1) someone whos screwed up in a LOT of ways
2) a really complicated, bad situation
1) wow. ive seen some screwed up people in my time, but she is a class A clusterfuck.
2) oh god this could turn into a bit of a clusterfuck if we dont do something now.
clusterfuck by PiixieLou March 11, 2009

clusterfuck 

Multiple negative events happening in a short period of time i.e. an hour.
I was just fired from my job, and on my way home I was in an accident that was totally my fault. Then I was hit by another car while figuring out the details. Today is just a clusterfuck kinda day.
clusterfuck by lh_photographer September 25, 2010

clusterfuck 

The actions and disorganization of President Trump have been a real clusterfuck.
clusterfuck by TruePatriot2017 February 4, 2017

Clusterfuck 

Enrolling a child in the San Francisco Unified School District
Trying to get Timmy enrolled in Kindergarten was a real clusterfuck.
Clusterfuck by Birtha B December 10, 2013

clusterfuck 

(Verb) When someone crashes a whole set of connected computers simultaneously.
Dick just ran his simulation on the school server and clusterfucked the whole schools' server.
clusterfuck by goatandsheep November 16, 2015