A poorly maintained automotive vehicle that has been modified with an excess amount of chrome and absurdly large wheels. which are generally often referred to as boxes,donks or bubbles.
by JGanja August 27, 2014
A crack chariot is a bicycle (often in poor condition) with a connected "trunk" (a wagon, baby carrier, or other similar device) that is used to transport material that is either stolen, picked from the garbage, or is in transit to be sold or traded for drugs. These can be seen year round, in any climate.
That crack chariot seems to be handling the snow pretty well this winter, despite the large speaker hanging out the back.
by ncognito January 25, 2017
by Kilbird September 23, 2017
A wheel chair or motorized scooter that is used by someone that has no affliction other than being fat by their own doing.
Did you hear about Mike, he claims hes addicted to fast food and can't work out because he doesn't like it, so he rides around in his whale chariot all day.
by ...I don't have one December 29, 2011
This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.
"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep"
"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"
"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"
by Kleptosteliac October 14, 2004
Chariot Ventures is for entrepreneurs.
by Matt February 8, 2005
usually a corsa,punto,seicento,fiesta,nova with a 1.0 litre engine witha lowered springs,body kit and a stupidly big sound system worth more than the car. and a big fart cannon exhaust that can be heard a mile away. and the car is barely road legal with 5 spotty chavs sat in it with the drive sat at a stupid angle.with the only performance modification being a k&n air filter. or a nova or a corsa with a c20xe or c20let red tiop engine in it whichis undeclared with not adequate brakes or suspension.usually built by some one called barry.
the chav chariot nov could be heard a mile away.
barrys 2 litre chav chariot nova got beat by the 1967 chevrolet camaro ss at santa pod
"daves nova looks like a chav chariot with that body kit"
barrys 2 litre chav chariot nova got beat by the 1967 chevrolet camaro ss at santa pod
"daves nova looks like a chav chariot with that body kit"
by v8 classic November 24, 2007