messed myself

A sudden and involuntary act that involves making poopoo in your underwear.

I couldn't find a restroom anywhere, and just when I was about to arrive home I messed myself.

by RealGibran October 31, 2013

killing myself

what i say when i constantly think of suicide

Boy: ugh finals week.
Girl : brb killing myself.

by verahnikah December 20, 2016

distance myself

im not fucking with you

i just feel like i need to distance myself from you for a while

by poca21 May 8, 2015

Offing myself

The only option for me....

GG mates

Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

fuck myself

Masturbate.

Dude 1:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Dude 2:OK i will fuck myself.
Dude 1:What?
Dude 2:What? I haven't fucked myself in like two days.
Dude 1:You disgust me.

by ElDragonChan November 2, 2008

shit myself

"Shit myself" is when you do bad at something such as a game of Cock of Duty or a game of HALER 45. You just know you fucking suck and can't help but say it.

Boy 1: YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK! *Kills other person*
Boy 2: Awwwh, I just shit myself.

by PoopyHead April 7, 2015

oh myself

Way of referring to yourself as "god". As opposed to "OH MY GOD."

Oh myself, I just realized I'm amazing.

by Courtney C. May 1, 2008