by Alabama Crab-dangler July 7, 2009
A amazing friend that will die for u if she cares about u.She has many secrets she only tells one person(me) (chloe horsley).She is beutiful but she dosn't think so.She is somtimes anoying and dramatic but we love her anyway.The first glance at her u thinks shes too happy but when you realy get to know her shes amazing and you will miss her more than anything if she moves or goes away. Jasmine i want u to know i love you so mutch you are the best friend ive ever had and yes you are my favorite i hope u read this jassi.2018
by Chloe _starhorsley November 13, 2018
A butchers bin containing off cuts of various meat fat and offal thus resembling a battered well used clout
by CloutClipper73 February 2, 2022
Let me paint the picture. Cohen is pale-skinned, has blonde hair styled in a buzz cut, has blue eyes, about 5"4, plays soccer, watches anime, plays video games (Fortnite, Rocket League, etc.), and goes to bed at 6 am and gets to school at 9. The result of this activity causes him to do 1-second blinks, have bags under his eyes, small pp, and no girlfriends. His grades at school are C's-D's with the occasional A for mathematics if he can manage to hand in the assignment. Cohen sits next to the teacher in every class due to his poor behavior. The planning room has been issued nearly 20 times ( a form of school punishment which is considered shameful if you go there.) Not to mention the dent he has in his head from wearing his gamer headset for too long. No lie, he has a dent believe it or not.Roughly every bone in his body has been broken. Off the top of my head I can list:
Toes
Ankle
Wrist
Shoulder
Fingers
Pathetic human being but has a nice mum that I spend most of my nights with so that's good.
Also, where's your bus pass?
Toes
Ankle
Wrist
Shoulder
Fingers
Pathetic human being but has a nice mum that I spend most of my nights with so that's good.
Also, where's your bus pass?
Guy1: Ow my bones dude I need to go to the hospital!
Guy2: Are you serious right now don't be a Cohen Butcher
Guy2: Are you serious right now don't be a Cohen Butcher
by marzy_ August 20, 2021
by billy butcher July 16, 2022
"A fayre visaged manne was in the partee,
Lipsed of voyse, and limpe of wriste eek.
Ful wynsomme a crafty butcher was he,
We played heide thee sausage and I could not sitte downe for a weeke."
- Geoffrey Chaucer, Prologue to the Canterbury Tales
Lipsed of voyse, and limpe of wriste eek.
Ful wynsomme a crafty butcher was he,
We played heide thee sausage and I could not sitte downe for a weeke."
- Geoffrey Chaucer, Prologue to the Canterbury Tales
by HMB March 16, 2003
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004