choke the boa

Illustrative description of having to go to the restroom - most commonly used in a round where your supreme masculinity is not yet established.

Me: Man, I have to go choke the boa...

Others: Don't drown it though!

by Da choka March 3, 2007

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bowel boa

A hilarious word play on the Spanish Explorer Balboa.

A long shit curled twice around the bowl with the head poised to strike.

Oh my god grandma! Come look atthe size of this bowel boa I just released in the bowl!

by Cabe April 29, 2005

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CT& a BOA

Crazy Titties and a Big Old Ass.

a discriptive of a full feminine figure.

See also the shortened version: BOA / or Brige of Allan

she was wearing CT& a BOA.

by DR. derm February 12, 2007

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This is for the ladies. Tell your parter you are not on Birth Control so he must pull out, but you really are on BC. Then till him you only do it missionary. Right as he's about to pull out wrap your legs around him and say something fucked up like " I want you to be my baby's daddy"

Guy: Oh baby Ima pull out......take your legs off me.
Girl: BE MY BABY'S DADDY

Guy: Dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn't on BC and wrapped her legs around me like a Boa Constrictor as I was about to cum.

by BryNSanity, Migzz April 29, 2010

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