Blind sausage whiff 

A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test

My eyes are covered, that was a nice blind sausage whiff

Blind sausage whiff by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022

blind.see

blind.see is an underrated artist. he made the song “Rockstar Shit” which blew up on TikTok. Many celebrities have danced to it on the app.

B: “Yo did you hear blind.see’s new song?!”
K: “Yeah that shit was fire!!!”

blind.see by itscooliguess May 28, 2020

Blank Staring 

When you stare at something with out really looking at it. This happens often when one is day dreaming about something.

I was totally blank staring at the board in math today. My teacher thought I was actually listening!

Blank Staring by Anna Banana Bread June 2, 2010

Check the blind spot

When you fart but are unsure if it was a shart. So you go to the bathroom to wipe to make sure

After i farted i went to the bathroom to check the blind spot.

Check the blind spot by deencee08 October 10, 2016

blank stare 

That look that misguided people give you when you've just confused them.

Person 1: The square root of -1 is i.
Person 2: Blank stare.

blank stare by winmaster April 14, 2014

blind shit 

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper

John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.

blind shit by Jarvisen January 15, 2016

blind sausage whiff 

The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.

As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate

blind sausage whiff by rayofson July 15, 2022