When a person poops under the surface of a body of water (lake, river, etc), they receive extra cleansing in their anal region from carp attracted to the defecation.
-I took an aqua dump and got a Missouri Bidet in Party Cove over labor day weekend
-We forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a Missouri Bidet
-We forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a Missouri Bidet
by TriTooner September 5, 2011
A lit cherry bomb is flushed down a toilet, and the blast creates overpressure which forces water out of the toilet trap, spraying the user in the ass.
by 2Vague February 15, 2022
When a large man from the Midwest spackles the porcelain and has no toilet paper he uses a hot tub in the southern states.
Kris had came to the conclusion that Mitch did a “Tennessee bidet” after his analysis of the crime scene of the bathroom.
by Freto5 March 21, 2021
human bidet is that special class of creature that feels the need to prostrate themself behind bosses, managers, social higher ups such that they give an extra ass cleaning, far beyond the normal ass kissing. Human bidets are close relatives but much luckier than human urinals, who constantly get pissed on by everyone.
by EvilSchmoo June 21, 2005
The act of giving a blumpkin which is immediately followed by a rim job in order to avoid the use of toilet paper.
My girl gave a a blumpkin and i then noticed there was no toilet paper. Good thing i convinced her to give me a spicy bidet.
by sgbrewers April 17, 2013
When you squat down to work on your car and you accidentally sit on a can of brake cleaner, and the nozzle sprays it up your butt.
Man, Kevin went to put the wheel back on his Mustang, and sat right on the Brakleen! Mechanic’s Bidet right in his ass!!
by kage1330 February 5, 2021
by Polygons May 5, 2015