Wooden Spoon Award 

A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.

I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"

Wooden Spoon Award by Immersion September 28, 2011

driving award

Noun, Another name for a DUI or DWI violation.

Dale got picked up last night driving home, cop gave him a driving award.

driving award by Br King April 12, 2008

Cupachilli Award 

The Cupachilli Awards are given out every year. They are given for outstanding novels that capture the minds of both children and adults. The award is given out for several different topics including "Outstanding Childrens Novel", Which was won in 2009 by Artemis Fowl: The Trial of the Seven Thieves. It is considered to be the most prestigious award to be given to a novel.

The 2009 Cupachilli Award for Outstanding Childrens Novel goes to....ARTEMIS FOWL: THE TRIAL OF THE SEVEN THIEVES!

Cupachilli Award by Nillypoo Shampoo June 11, 2009

CIA award for journalistic excellence

A killing of a journalist for investigating something that they perhaps shouldn't have had, like a goverment operation or the practices of a larger company

Person 1: whatever happened to that guy that guy who uncovered that conspiracy with the CIA's involvement in the destabilization of Any country here

Person 1: He was awarded the CIA award for journalistic excellence and committed "suicide"

CIA award for journalistic excellence by Orsina August 22, 2022

lock award 

the most prestigious award a reddit post can get

omg guys my post got the lock award!!!!!!!!!!!

lock award by gh0811sn September 26, 2022

J.D. Power Award 

Participation trophies car companies say they have so their car sounds good (when in reality they're extremely easy to get)

Car Company: "We have a J.D. power award!"
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?

J.D. Power Award by DylanPaterson October 21, 2020

Derryberry Award 

The most prestigious award of the acclaimed Tennessee Technological University. It is awarded to students who radiate astounding amounts of excellence from the depths of their being and display raw bestial sexuality in even the smallest of undertakings. The award itself, in the hands of the master, can be used to summon droves of moist and wanting underage high-school girls.

Announcer: "The winner and recipient of this years Derryberry award is: Benjamin Eckart."
Moist & wanting high-school girl: " OMG BEN ECKART IS THE SMARTEST MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD AND I SUDDENLY DESIRE THE FRUIT OF HIS LOINS!"

Derryberry Award by A Big Fantastic HUG May 8, 2008