Artificial Pedophile

Someone who really isn’t a pedophile, but they still enjoy having sex with children for various reasons other than true love and romance.

The artificial pedophile played along just for the kicks and insecurities.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 13, 2021

artificial sweetener

Any substance, commonly oil or saliva, used in erotic photos on the web to make the female appear "wet" and therefore sexually excited.

Alternatively refers to the cornstarch and water solution squirted onto various bits of anatomy in similar pictures to mimic male ejaculate.

"Hon, you're reminding me of my wife; we need some sweetener. Lick your finger and wiggle it around down there a bit before putting your leg behind your head, 'k?"

"That's it? Christ, mix up some artificial sweetener and squirt it on her tits and chin. You better keep it up for the money shots after that sorry dribble, you little prick!"

by Robzilla December 28, 2005

artificial music

So called "bands" or "music groups" that DONT make and play their own music.
Examples of death music include:
- techno (THE MOST artificial music)
- house
- rnb (with some exceptions)

WTF are you listening to? Is that artificial music? OMG turn that down

by He's the boxman September 23, 2006

artificial insemination

The process of two people (male, female) that hate each other yet still want to have a kid

Your parents hated each other yet through the amazing 21st century's artificial insemination they had you

by Orman November 1, 2016

artificial rain

type of rain that does not fall from the sky; sprinklers

"It was sunny outside, so i went and played in the artificial rain"

by psychicArtist June 29, 2009

Artificial Womb

Yet another thing that humans will create to overpopulate our dying planet.

Once we perfect the artificial womb, we can have babies and never worry about population-controlling, weak baby eliminating factors such as disease and birth defects! Isn't medical science great?

by Theaphelia October 6, 2004

artificial sass

Your white friend's sass that he obtained by emulating your black friend.

"Don't you DARE *snaps*, lay a finger on my cupcake" . "Dude, quit it with the artificial sass".

by jakedictionary August 30, 2018