by average man11 September 9, 2023
by Dat Apron Guy November 22, 2022
The condition of being pregnant. Similar to "wearing (one's) apron high." Presumably refers to the bulge under the apron.
Also known as the soul patch, mouche, or jazz dab, the Pervert’s Apron is a small strip of hair underneath the lip on an otherwise clean shaven face. A moustache is however permitted, which the completes the Pervert’s Apron and Pervert’s Umbrella Combo.
by banyeezy May 25, 2022
A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.
Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.
by Polish bike rider March 26, 2016
by Norman Pronger February 17, 2023
A term that a baseball umpire uses when a ball player argues the call with them in a very ignorant manner.
by AA-ron Wood April 25, 2013