When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *that*.
by DirkD January 26, 2007
by Craptastic3000 March 6, 2011
after you smoked weed and you aren't baked anymore, the feeling of relaxation and comfort that lingers after.
by thefern April 22, 2009
you have taken a poo and have prceeded to wipe after a few wipes maybe 3 or 4. You feel another small piece off poo coming you have to stop wiping to do the rest of the poo and then have to start all over again with the wiping.
by Andymoo May 12, 2008
'The Jump' in online media refers to a large block of inline advertising separating a page of text. It is a form of advertisment commonly used by bloggers and tech-press, but creates a major distraction for readers. The web-equivalent of the commercial break.
The use of the phrase "More after the jump..." signifies that a reader should scroll down past the adblock for further on the story, as with "More after this word from our sponsors" on television.
The use of the phrase "More after the jump..." signifies that a reader should scroll down past the adblock for further on the story, as with "More after this word from our sponsors" on television.
...with people speculating that Apple are soon to release a new brand of laptop powered by hampsters. More after the jump.
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It is speculated that the Hampstop will reduce the heat of laptops, while increase the scratchy noise and odor in compensation.
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It is speculated that the Hampstop will reduce the heat of laptops, while increase the scratchy noise and odor in compensation.
by Bobolosh June 23, 2006
After the “more” link.
In many blogs, only the first paragraph or two of a post is displayed unless you’re reading the full article. After this first paragraph or two, there is a link to the full post. This break is called the “jump”.
In many blogs, only the first paragraph or two of a post is displayed unless you’re reading the full article. After this first paragraph or two, there is a link to the full post. This break is called the “jump”.
…And more importantly, does that mean your fruit may be poisonous? Find out after the jump.
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No, it doesn’t. We’re not saying it’s harmful. But that doesn’t mean you should relax! Here’s our list of things you didn’t know about fruit…
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No, it doesn’t. We’re not saying it’s harmful. But that doesn’t mean you should relax! Here’s our list of things you didn’t know about fruit…
by FrungiFrungi September 29, 2011
The period after you jerk-off and u have cum all on ur hands and possibly yourself. And at this point u chose an activity that calms u down after ur session
by boooooooosssssssss May 13, 2010