to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).
by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 28, 2009
1) You are an annoying butt wipe. Please leave my personal space.
2) Oooh, that was a particularly greasy shit, this is gonna take lotsa butt wipe.
2) Oooh, that was a particularly greasy shit, this is gonna take lotsa butt wipe.
by biffula November 28, 2007
The act of wiping your hands on your pants after washing them when no other approved method is available.
by Proud father May 27, 2010
Have you ever been on an airplane or train and been like, ‘it smells weird!’ I’ll go, ‘someone’s got that high wipe!’
by BedStuy August 17, 2019
when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like it will be an eternity. It's like the eternal flame.
Hertz-(yelling toward the bathroom door): "Dude, what's takin' so long in there?
Walker-(firmly planted on the pot): "Give me a minute!"
Hertz: "Damn man, we're gonna be late. Pinch it off and let's go!"
Walker: "I've got the eternal wipe goin' dude!"
Hertz: "oh man...I've been there."
Walker-(firmly planted on the pot): "Give me a minute!"
Hertz: "Damn man, we're gonna be late. Pinch it off and let's go!"
Walker: "I've got the eternal wipe goin' dude!"
Hertz: "oh man...I've been there."
by Joe Bough October 7, 2006
by lkdzzbls August 12, 2010
Kim : "Omg sorry for the wait babe, was stuck on the shitter".
Kanye :" About time, I was beginning to think about myself to much ".
Kim : "Excuse me but, my wipe was dirty every time and it seemed to be a endless wipe so I gave up after round 13. It was like the giving tree of shit in my ass".
Kanye : " whoop di scoop di poop".
Kim : " check please".
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
Kanye :" About time, I was beginning to think about myself to much ".
Kim : "Excuse me but, my wipe was dirty every time and it seemed to be a endless wipe so I gave up after round 13. It was like the giving tree of shit in my ass".
Kanye : " whoop di scoop di poop".
Kim : " check please".
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
by Just bored September 15, 2019