A Vito is someone who has Vitiligo (Skin Pigment Loss). They are usually fat, shy, and rarely ever get laid. Most Vito's dwell in they're grandparents homes only to inch by in life until they finally die of Heart Disease because they're fat as fuck...
by Vitiligonian December 2, 2005
The most badass fictional character there ever was, appears in Mafia 2 and Mafia 3
Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay
Don't fuck with him
Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay
Don't fuck with him
by DefoNotJay January 11, 2017
The real star of Viva La Bam.A grotesque
looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.
looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.
He's loud,he's fat and he's proud...if
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
by Getch June 28, 2005
Lopez Vito or LV is a Trademark of Martin Soriano. It was used successfully as a defense against Bernard Arnault of LVMH or Louis Vuitton Paris. Please refer to LEXOLOGY. Martin Soriano has also been selling fragrances in America and Canada BEFORE 2016, and is "first-to-use" of LV TRADEMARK in the United States and Canada. Lopez-Vito is a family name and a Barangay or a political unit in San Joaquin, Iloilo, PHILIPPINES.
by Cyclonetrading December 30, 2022
Vincent "Don Vito" Margera is a reality television star from Viva La Bam. He's Brandon "Bam" Margera's uncle and Phil Margera's brother. He is a rather large specimen who boasts such qualities as a lazy eye, no front teeth, a raw area on his foot, a rotted toenail, skin tags in his armpits, a dented back, an exceptionally large beer belly, and an enormous double chin. Vito is a member of the CKY crew, and he seems to fit in very well with Bam and his friends, all of whom are at least half of Vito's age. Don Vito is most famous for his indistinguishable speech. When he gets upset or excited, he begins to babble incoherently and will continue to babble for quite some time, often stopping only when he gets what he wants (money, beer, food, nice girls, a new car, etc).
1. Bam: That's not Spanish!
Don Vito: It is too spaglee buh gabble guh Taco Bell was on the menu!
2. Phil: Are you sure you didn't fart or anything?
Don Vito: Ya ya Phil ya gott ya ya feel a ten field goat a tin a feel a wheel a bell!
3. Don Vito: I am Abudabu gandadint gav beer annin aahgahtago Istanbul I got no luggage.
Don Vito: It is too spaglee buh gabble guh Taco Bell was on the menu!
2. Phil: Are you sure you didn't fart or anything?
Don Vito: Ya ya Phil ya gott ya ya feel a ten field goat a tin a feel a wheel a bell!
3. Don Vito: I am Abudabu gandadint gav beer annin aahgahtago Istanbul I got no luggage.
by Captain Howdy April 21, 2007
The coolest mf to ever exist in games period, main protagonist in Mafia II/Mafia II: Definitive Edition. If you chose to kill him in Mafia III, you deserve to get fucked up.
by sleepingnamikaze July 4, 2021
going don vito is to start babbling incoherently to the point where it cannot be translated. words become grunts and sounds such as seen on viva la bam when don vito becomes angry or excited
by BATWINGS_07 July 31, 2006