Turdle

Playing Wordle on the toilet.

After lunch, I often enjoy a nice restroom break at work by taking a 15 minute Turdle.

by Chuckster4 November 8, 2022

turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 12, 2012