2 definitions by Smunchie Smuncherson
The female equivalent of "suck my dick". "Smunch my smunchie" basically means to lick my pussy but can be used as frequently and randomly as suck my dick. use it as an insult or as just something to say!
Male: "suck my dick!"
female: "oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!"
female: "hey bitch, smunch my smunchie!"
*some dumb bitch asks a question with an obvious answer*
in response: "smunch my smunchie bitch."
female: "oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!"
female: "hey bitch, smunch my smunchie!"
*some dumb bitch asks a question with an obvious answer*
in response: "smunch my smunchie bitch."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 12, 2012
Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 12, 2012