Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014
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Topher one

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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Topher

Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.
“Wow Topher is so hot he gives me boney Awooga 😍😩😘🤤
by SmellySpit March 20, 2021
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tophering

whenever a guy is feeling mad litty, or is high on a good time, totally tubular in the slimy.
dude, i'm totally tophering right now.

Tophered:
dude i'm tophered as gods holy grace right now bro.
by cashguy July 25, 2023
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Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.
He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.
by The Real Beast. October 04, 2023
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Topher's Gyatt Syndrome

when anyone or anything has a long, round, chunky fat ass while wearing baggy clothing.
Edd: *Walking by*
Stalin: *Blushing* He has some severe topher's gyatt syndrome
bob: yep right?
by elephant666 December 31, 2023
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