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Topher's Gyatt Syndrome

when anyone or anything has a long, round, chunky fat ass while wearing baggy clothing.
Edd: *Walking by*
Stalin: *Blushing* He has some severe topher's gyatt syndrome
bob: yep right?
by elephant666 December 31, 2023
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Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014
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Topher

A euphemism for 'wank' that arose out of the Victorian Lockdowns.

It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".
As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!

As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.
by Nuremburgers 2.0 March 2, 2023
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Topher

the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.
Person A: "Topher is my favorite tdpi character!"
Person B: "How? He attempted identity theft.."
by topher_.xx January 12, 2025
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Topher one

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
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topher

topher is a fabulous and terrifying creature . he is not to be messed with. he is the future. everyone will bow to topher one day. 👹
1. “YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM ..MY NAMES TOPHER”

2. “ALL HAIL LORD TOPHER”
by yallknowtopher January 5, 2023
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