topher joe 

Topher Joe is short for Christopher Joseph.

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.

Topher Joe is also known as Christopher Joseph.

topher joe by Cherry Lynn December 9, 2012

Topher Grace

The worst Venom ever

Topher Grace sucked as Venom.

Topher Grace by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 31, 2022

Topher Syndrome 

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.

Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.

Topher Syndrome by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023

Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.

Justin Long is such a Topher Grace.

Topher Grace by Panda Amry September 10, 2009

Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!

Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!

Topher Snow-ball by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014

Topher one 

When two people take a shit into the same toilet

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one

Topher one by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Topher Bus 

The clone of Christopher Columbus from Clone High

Topher: yo I’m Topher bus

Topher Bus by Tophabe Stan 🤰🏻 November 4, 2023