when a dog with an itchy ringpiece sits upright on a rough carpet and pulls itself along with just its front legs to get relief
by nickobrevin September 21, 2006
by Sydmeist3r February 3, 2022
Canadian version of an Alaskan Pipeline. Taking a dump then putting it in a condom and freezing it to create a dildo and using it as a sex toy for anal or vaginal penetration (usually not oral) on a man or woman.
Joe: Shelley is coming over tonight so I threw a frozen toboggan in the freezer yesterday.
Frank: How prudent.
Frank: How prudent.
by Capt. Luge Splooge February 21, 2014
The act of having set doggie style while riding the person like a toboggan down a flight of stairs. Pulling of the rider's hair/arms is also acceptable as to keep injury to a minimum. - I have to credit this phrase to a girl I know who told it to me at the beach one day...
by jhendrix0722 August 19, 2010
by Johnny Knack January 26, 2015
Same definition as Donkeypunch with the exception that it is performed at the top of a staircase, and when you deliver the punch, the giver pulls the receivers arms back and rides them down the staircase-like a toboggan.
"Your mom was giving me some attitude during anal, so I gave her a toboggan donkeypunch."
"I swear to god the next time someone tips 10% on a $500 tab, I'm going to toboggan donkeypunch their whole family."
"I swear to god the next time someone tips 10% on a $500 tab, I'm going to toboggan donkeypunch their whole family."
by Chiqnfist November 11, 2011
Something you ride through a shitstorm. Anything that helps you through a shitstorm, i.e. a difficult situation or set of circumstances.
by Dusty Pellegrino May 16, 2011