A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.
"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
the sound your backside makes when you have recently eaten something potent.
its a 2-syllable fart: the 1st part is a quiet, suppressed and discreet noise; the 2nd is ultra loud and represents a failure to contain the pressure of the rectum
"this week, i have been mostly eating bake beans, scotch eggs and drinking fizzy pop!".... gu-HONK!.... "pardon me :S"
a war cry used by the afro-karateka warchiefs of north america in the early 1970s. it increases the power and precision of their attacks and also features as a startling tactic due to its incredibly odd sound.
attacker: "he's not goin' to hawaii!"
afro-karateka: "doy! doy! d-d-d-d-doyyyy!