A novel by Ernest Hemingway about an elderly man with perverted tendancies. He brings a young boy fishing with him every day, hoping to lure him in and make him his slave.
"Have you read the Old man and the sea?"
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."
by GunnyTurd March 23, 2012
Girlfriend: All of my ex and current boyfriends are older than me 50 years
Boyfriend: Yo dog, you have a serious old man fetish.
Boyfriend: Yo dog, you have a serious old man fetish.
by old man fetish October 2, 2015
the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids
after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.
by hotlunch96 February 26, 2010
of or pertaining to senior citizens.
"Daniel, you're looking rather old-man-ish today..."
"Yeah, I know. It's probably stress, but I don't really know."
"Yeah, I know. It's probably stress, but I don't really know."
by Fabah November 24, 2009
The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.
by Arbitrary December 29, 2014
"I was just watching the video of old man tyree where he tells the girl he wants to pour his hot cock coffee into her little cunt mug."
by flash-aah December 6, 2009
a craftey ol man who is allways getting in to trouble every time he thinks he has it made bang! hes cought by the meddling kids and there dog.
someone allways trying to get away with somthing ex.; look bobbys pulling a old man jenkins on his folks again.
by karl f gorham October 7, 2003