The process of masturbating with a belt around your neck as you are sitting on the edge of a chair. As you come, you slide off of the chair and get choked by the belt. It is recommended that this technique be done with a spotter.
I had to go over to Mike's house last night. He needed my belt and assistance to perform a Bradford Strangler.
by CrazyRedneck701 November 11, 2010
VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.
by sven uyo July 27, 2006
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An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
by Diego August 18, 2003
Ball stranglers are the horrible type of underwear worn by the victims of extremely painful wedgies. Warning- it is a stupid idea to wear this type of pants for they are known to damage balls and make the willy wonky
Richard: hey that guys wearing ball stranglers.
Dick:poor lad
Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt
Dick:poor lad
Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt
by The king of the dick(tionary) November 2, 2010
When you fart in your car, leave your vehicle for a few minutes and come back to a fart waiting in your car for you.
Dude I busted ass before running in the store to get some blunts, came back to my car only to get choked out by the Backseat Strangler.
by bill77hill May 9, 2021
A punishment to which if someone does not stop talking where you run your nuts on their forehead then strangle them with your penis
by Nuke_Vex December 17, 2019