While a man lays on his back on the dining room table as if he is the centerpiece at a tea party, a woman comes up and puts her vagina on his head while another man tea bags the first guy while shoving a cupcake in the girls face.
Man, last night at the tea party, things got so crazy "the mad hatter" showed up.
by Thegang2 December 26, 2013
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it's the man who has is penis in the dude's ass in anal sex
whilst i was being rimmed there was some brown hatter goin in 4 the kill
by lewi_is_aBAAADMAAAN!!! June 6, 2005
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In this situation, a man would be in the process of getting head from his Partner, while he is standing and she is on her knees. Right before ejaculation the man would pull out, cum in her eyes, sit on top of her head and drop a deuce.
Last night I picked up this ho at the club and when she was giving me head I pulled off a mad hatter.
by 1TRUTH April 5, 2008
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A renouned unstable infected useless good for nothing choad banging wanker.
You fuckin brown hatter.
by tweedball November 5, 2004
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The act of giving a hand job in which the tip of the penis is pointed directly into the palm of the female's hand. Then, in claw-like fashion, the young maiden uses her fingers (with the palm still firmly attached to the head) to massage the shaft to the point of climax.
Steve: "So how's Donna with her hands?"

Charlie: "Well...at first I thought she didn't know what she was doing, but then I realized she was tryin' to give me the ol' Mad Hatter and I relaxed."
by CMWin October 4, 2009
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A basement dwelling creature who clearly lacks in a social life, the result of this is that they indulge in silly conspiracies and think the government is constantly plotting against them.

Another topic they thrive upon is the 'impending doom' of the earth and that there is something more sinister behind everything.

A key focal point of Silver hatters is the Illuminati which is a debatable topic, but still very stupid and is often taken out of proportion

A vast majority of silver hatters are infact trolls. They get a buzz by role playing about these conspiracies which catch the attention of 12 year olds who take it all seriously and in turn make silly youtube videos stating 'facts' by scientists and ex CIA agents and who what not.

tl;dr These people like to think the world is ending and the government is killing us all...
Anon 1: Did you know the government are polluting the air and water supply with poison!!!

Anon 2: Dude, go away you silver hatter, get out of the basement

Anon 1: Watch the skies look at the chem trails!!!!

Anon 2: Seriously get some air

Anon 1: But its poisoned thats why I live in my parents basement!
by glassybubbles122 December 15, 2011
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A nigga hatter is a pimp ass nigga that hates on little cunts and panzys. He/she does the act of mad niggerish hattin.
With in this act the "nigga hatter" hates using the words cunt, bitch, hoe, nigga, niggers, asian cunt, loose pussy, and so the list goes on.

a: yo man did you see that girl walkin with that nigga.
b: yeah nigga. she a bitch ass cunt with a loose ass pussy big enough to fit a 64 oz.
a: haha fasho my nigga. fasho yous a mad nigga hatter.

by the nigga hatter January 28, 2008
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