A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.
Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string
by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011
Similar to a baton but instead of just hooking up with random guys, it's a girl who gets passed around from guy to guy within the same group of dudes.
Dude 1: I just realized that girl I went out with last night has been with 3 other dudes I'm friends with...
Dude 2: Well let's give her the gold. She's definitely an Olympic Baton.
Dude 2: Well let's give her the gold. She's definitely an Olympic Baton.
by FromOneBatontoAnother September 8, 2010
In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.
flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?
-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds
gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton
-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.
DetJohnKimble: sucker...
-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?
-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds
gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton
-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.
DetJohnKimble: sucker...
-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds
by Anonymous938743 September 7, 2009
A diatribe, a rant, a boring monologue. It may seem intellectual, but all it boils down to is a soft, small penis and a shattered heart. They often mistake their own asshole for a bottle opener.
I was pulling a Victor Baton, but no one wanted to listen to the poetry that was falling out of my mouth like endless drool. I'm so lonely, perhaps I will hug a banana with my prostate for some comfort.
by littleBunny88 October 8, 2022
by ThreeIdiots February 13, 2015
A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023
by A.J. Johns August 13, 2007