guy suarez

An ultimate check out. Leaves the scene without a trace, never checks in. Always seems to disappear from the group to go do other meaningless shit.

Anouk: Where the fuck did he go, I swear he was just here.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.

by olivershaw45 May 2, 2019

Dirty Suarez

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, only you wipe it under your OWN nose.

I gave myself a Dirty Suarez last night.

by Badkitty109 November 7, 2022

Eugenio suarez

Basically the worst player in the MLB. He has a batting average of .227 with an average of 2 errors a game.

Nice play shit head, you really Eugenio suarezed that one.

by Dr. K8496 May 16, 2019