seymour grundel

A scam pulled over on a particularly naive victim.

Dude, I can't believe we Seymour Grundeled him at the draft 2 years in a row!

by joe webb April 5, 2016

Shannon Seymour

Shannon Seymour is a name to describe a dick and a player

Shannon Seymour hit on my friend

by shaeshaen December 31, 2011

seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.

Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.

by WeDemBoiiis May 20, 2016

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Currently the best actor of this generation, who only recently came into the limelight. Before "Capote" (which he won an Oscar for), he mostly did supporting roles, but then people woke up and realized how amazing this actor is. Some of his great performances can be seen in:

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War

The fact is, Philip Seymour Hoffman is this generation's Robert De Niro. No, his performances aren't the same, I'm just saying that he's the only actor to come out this generation with the same amount of talent and skill as De Niro.

And "Twister" never happened.

by apfunction October 21, 2009

Feed me seymour

An expression of desire, a request for satiation.

I want to attack that village! Feed me Seymour!

by duderanch May 22, 2008

Philip Seymour Coughman

1. Title given to specific smoking devices (mainly marijuana paraphernalia) that have a knack for getting one extremely ripped off their ass

2. That magical piece/bong endowed with the power to send its owner and his closest friends into space longer than NASA can hold funding

"Brian picked up an ounce of the dankest greenery so it was only fitting we broke out Philip Seymour Coughman and spent the rest of the night ripping bowls and watching reruns of King of the Hill."

by DankB_lank January 16, 2013

Seymour Middle School (SMS)

A school were fake bitches are. Most of them are already having sex, vaping or smoking. There's a lot of drama at SMS. Where some teahers don't belong teaching

Seymour Middle School (SMS) EW IS THAT A SEYMOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT?!

by random hoe that is col January 11, 2019