by James September 25, 2003
Inordinate and often incapacitating swelling of the male genitals, due to a build up of seminal fluid. Generally experienced after prolonged periods of enforced celibcy, combined with an inability for self-relief. Opposite of {raisin balls.
by Lanky August 15, 2003
Used to describe the prolonged periods of intense itchiness of the scrotum. Usual causes are fungal infections or STD's such as crabs.
by Sknib June 4, 2011
Barry: You know Harry, right?
Jerry: The one with a ball bag for a face?
Barry: Yeah, scrot features.
Jerry: Oh yeah, he's actually a great guy whom I look forward to seeing again, but his resemblance to a ball bag is unmistakeable.
Jerry: The one with a ball bag for a face?
Barry: Yeah, scrot features.
Jerry: Oh yeah, he's actually a great guy whom I look forward to seeing again, but his resemblance to a ball bag is unmistakeable.
by Cock Piss Partridge March 19, 2014
by champignons May 17, 2005
After exercise, clubbing or just walking around, the testicles accumulate a certain amount of sweat, or 'wine'. Said fluid is known as 'scrot vino', as in the wine from a scrotum. Vino tasting occurs when a particularly sweaty man cups his testicles, catches a layer of vino and cups someone's nose.
'Ooh, that's some particularly vintage scrot vino'
'Smell my hand'
'Oh, what's that?'
'Scrot vino'
'My underwear smells of vino'
'Smell my hand'
'Oh, what's that?'
'Scrot vino'
'My underwear smells of vino'
by Wizzleteats April 30, 2006
a non-descript, yet somewhat repugnant substance forming due to lack of attentiveness to a particular item (being animal vegetable or mineral). Not dissimilar to mould or a throbbing infectious mound of bacteria, though the similarities between the two are few and far between. One would apply the term where other more clinical references would cause a social faux pas when utered in pleasant company.
Scrape away that scrot from your undercarriage, it's the Sabbath, and we know how dim a view He would take.
by Sam Calvert March 18, 2006