Really, really big and cold country full of really proud and angry people. We get drunk a lot. People there are lazy but highly intelligent, and usually have short tempers and faces like potatoes... :( Strong military. We have never been conquered. Difficult to get along with but we party hard. Poccia pylet! lol :)
by potatoface339 November 10, 2009
a country of people who cant look after them selves, yet want to rule the world. they invaded half of europe and prevented these countries from developing. once however the ussr did fall apart these countries were far behind from the rest of the world, and are now trying hard to catch up. when berlin was divided into the east and the west (the russians had the east and allies (uk, america etc.) had the west. after a couple of years the west was developing with new factories and opportunities for pleople, however the east- well many people tryed to get over the berlin wall because of the poverty and no development trying to look for a better life but were all shot.- this shows that the only thing russia can take care of is downing a shot of vodka.
by darren mcgreen April 12, 2006
A country with a very rich history and amazing culture existed until 1991. Now it's so called "Russian Federation" controlled by greedy "new russians" who don't care about anyone or anything and just stealing and ruining what was created before them by Soviet Union and before that.
Russian police : Hey you there, speed limite was 60 km/h and you were going like 250
Dude: Here's 10 $ for ya bustard
Russian police: All right! Good day to you my friend! Oh, by the way, may i wash your car?
--------------------------
Russian with brain: Screw this governement, they didn't create democracy or anything. The factories don't work and no one is taking us seriously. And this reforms... now i have to pay 2500 rubels for electricity insted of 300.
Dude: Here's 10 $ for ya bustard
Russian police: All right! Good day to you my friend! Oh, by the way, may i wash your car?
--------------------------
Russian with brain: Screw this governement, they didn't create democracy or anything. The factories don't work and no one is taking us seriously. And this reforms... now i have to pay 2500 rubels for electricity insted of 300.
by Der Ivan May 11, 2006
Get the Russia mug.
The most ruthless country on earth. All they want is to invade other countries only to be kicked out pitifully. Russia is responsible for millions of deaths torture, imprisonments and crime against humanity. It is a country which pretends to be democratic but obviously they never understand what democracy is. But it is not their fault they were all born under communism. They know nothing more than killing and destroying. Now a days all the Russians have to do is to suck America's cock to ignore their crimes in Chechnya.
1- Three lions were relaxing and talking to each other:
1st lion : Last month I happened to eat a French tourist and every time I take a shit there comes a nice perfume fragrance out!
2nd lion : I ate a Japanese two months ago and still every time I take a shit there come camera films out!
3rd lion frustrated: six months ago I ate a Russian general and every time I take a shit there are still medals that come out!!!
2- In Russia they wear big hats over their hollow heads.
1st lion : Last month I happened to eat a French tourist and every time I take a shit there comes a nice perfume fragrance out!
2nd lion : I ate a Japanese two months ago and still every time I take a shit there come camera films out!
3rd lion frustrated: six months ago I ate a Russian general and every time I take a shit there are still medals that come out!!!
2- In Russia they wear big hats over their hollow heads.
by lotr June 28, 2005
Pretty cool country really. Thankfully is going after those terrorist SOB's unlike SOME (cough cough FRANCE cough cough). Powerful country and ally of the U.S.
by Jess February 8, 2005
The world's leading supplier of mail order brides. Slightly less important than China, who produces our remote controls and McDonald's Happy Meal toys.
by nasuke July 17, 2004