Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it.

The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.

"I invoke Rule 34 on lunch...oh, my god, is that actually a Mountain Dew can fucking a sandwich?"

by poastingfromkitchen December 2, 2007

Rule 34

Rule 34 is porn. Most people hate it, but if you don’t like it don’t look at it!

Person: If it exists there is porn of it, you can’t do anything about it people!
Person2: I hate rule 34

by FuryTheFox August 13, 2018

rule #34

1. From xkcd.com, this rule stipulates that if it can be imagined, there is a porn of it.

- Rule #34?
- If it can be imagined, then there is a porn of it.
- What about people playing guitar naked in the shower?
- I'm registering wetriffs.com right now.

by hollandrero December 26, 2008

Rule 34

Rule 34 means "be polite".

Person 1: I drew porn of your character, fuck you!
Person 2: STOP, you're breaking the rule 34!

by MrBober June 19, 2021

Rule 34

Porn

Rule 34 Website full of tons of porn my little pony has alot of porn and furry rule 34

by Mlpfan3 February 1, 2023

Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.

In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.

by That_Nerd22 July 25, 2018

Rule 34

Stemming from a text-file written in 1978 on BBS's, declared rules and what to expect for "newbs"(pronounced newbies, short for "new BBS users").
This transfered later for new internet users.

Rule 34 -if it exists, there will be porn of it.

by [ARB1D3_[00L3R February 18, 2019