Read Velvet 

Read Velvet is a reading group formed in South Korea. The group formed on August 1, 2014, with their digital e-book "Happiness: The Tutorial to Joy". The group originally consisted of four members but in March 2015, they officially added a new member. The group is now composed of five members: Iread, Soulgee, Whendy, Joy and Yeread.

Read Velvet is one of the best reading groups in the world!

Read Velvet by ChairYoung September 27, 2021

Read the Paper 

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'

Read the Paper by Fullers February 21, 2009

read another book 

The appropriate response to any stupid political analogy that uses material from the Harry Potter books as a reference point.

HP devotee #1: "When Voldemort is president, Dumbledore's army needs a whole lot of Hermoines!"
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."

read another book by Martin Luther Cream June 4, 2018

read the thread 

When the question has already been answered.

"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."

read the thread by JormanThoad September 14, 2020

read a movie

To watch a subtitled Foriegn film.

"Should we open a bottle of wine and (read a movie)?"

"Gerard Depardieu is my favourite actor, I've read nearly all of his movies"

read a movie by scuryseapup February 19, 2009

Read Option 

The act of a male placing a finger in a female's anus during sex. The man does this to read the female's defense of potential anal sex.

"Nick, why didn't you put it in Debbie's ass?"

"When I ran the read option on her she didn't like my finger in her butt. I had to shut it down"

Read Option by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

Read the Door 

Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.

Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."

Person 2:"Read the Door."

credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)

Read the Door by Property_y November 5, 2020