reading

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."
by EL_Mark March 18, 2015
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read

to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.
(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!
by george_midd March 28, 2009
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on read

Reading A friend or ex's activity on various social networks (LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter or Facebook). But, not wanting to reply or verbally communicate with them.
"I keep Jim's Facebook on read to know what's going on in his life, but I don't want to talk to him"
by BadgerHouse4 June 16, 2017
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Reading

Code word used to describe the act of sexual intercourse (doing the nasty).
Girl you are off 'da hook! Why don't you and I enjoy some reading time?
by Oh-Nobody July 19, 2009
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reading

the biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live.
Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.
by Harry the larper February 14, 2007
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read

when you find a cha ray and she hooks up with you and sucks the dick
I got the read from linnea last night
by Chris Uhlig August 31, 2008
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readed

to have read before.
i have readed 1 book in the past 3 years
by the reading god January 04, 2008
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