Code for Masterbateing .
by EL_Mark March 18, 2015

to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.
by george_midd March 28, 2009

Reading A friend or ex's activity on various social networks (LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter or Facebook). But, not wanting to reply or verbally communicate with them.
"I keep Jim's Facebook on read to know what's going on in his life, but I don't want to talk to him"
by BadgerHouse4 June 16, 2017

by Oh-Nobody July 19, 2009

the biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live.
Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.
by Harry the larper February 14, 2007

by Chris Uhlig August 31, 2008

to have read before.
by the reading god January 04, 2008
